After releasing baby photos on
Tumblr, Bey's obviously in love with the medium and is now sharing parts
of her life with us via photos. Do you know how big that is? It took
forever for her to even acknowledge the fact that she was married and
now we get to see her personal photos? Motherhood has definitely made her more open to sharing her life with others.
As the staff's number one Beyonc
é fan (And because, as editor-in-chief, I get to do what I want. Muhahaha.), I am again posting about a big event in King B's life. One day, I hope those of you who have also looked at her new Tumblr (along with her new website and her first tweet) will not hide in the shadows and just come out and stan hardcore with me.
You know you want to.
I'd just like to take a moment to thank Beysus for this amazing gift...
Now, let's talk about all the new Bey information we got:
1. We're no longer "Stans." We're "beys" now.
Basically, she's the Queen Bey of the
Beyhive, working hard for us all the time and we get three choices based on our commitment to the queen: Honey Bey (calm, sweet), Bumble Bey (happy-go-lucky, unless crossed) and Digger Bey (going hard for the queen 24/7).
I'm really happy to finally have a name to call ourselves because Stan is from Eminem's
song about a stalker who ends up killing his pregnant girlfriend, along with himself, by the end of the track because Eminem won't answer his letters. I love me some Beyonc
é, but I don't sit around writing her letters and I'm not going to kill anybody (including myself) because she didn't write me back. That's crossing the line from fandom to stalker and I'm honestly too lazy to even consider stalking anyone. Could you imagine figuring out the logistics of celebrity stalking? Friggin' nightmare, I'm sure.
2. She was actually pregnant, so let's end the speculation.
The proof's
here,
here and
here. The conspiracy theorists still won't buy it, I'm sure.
3. She and Gwyneth Paltrow are adorable BFFs.
There's a really cute
photo of the pair dead tired and falling asleep sitting down. It's one of those "celebrities are just like us" moments.
4. There's a tree called blue ivy.
In a
video, Bey is standing next to a tree that she thinks is blue ivy. Which she says fits, really. I thought the baby's name had something to do with her husband's love for the color, but maybe she named her after the tree? Or maybe both had a role to play in Blue's name. And maybe I should stop speculating before I seem like Stan.
5. She should do a video wearing this outfit in the desert.
I have a flair for the dramatic (blame nine years of theater experience), so
this outfit needs to be in a video. Or a museum. It just needs to be seen. Why wasn't Patricia Field on top of this look for
Sex and the City 2? Get it together, stylists.