'Pretty Little Liars' Fashion Recap: You'd Have to Be a Member of the 'Kingdom of the Blind' to Miss Spencer's Coral Maxi Dress

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Now that these two Little Feather Liars have been removed from my fashionable path and have stopped ruffling my feathers, I can continue to ruffle yours. I'm happy to report that the Pretty Little Liars are finally looking more like their fashionable selves; except for Emily, of course, who totally bores me. It's amazing to see that the girls are holding it together on the surface, while I'm increasingly tearing them apart psychologically. That is, at least, for now...

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Finally Spencer has thrown on an outfit as intense as her overbearing type A personality. She has, however, chosen an outfit that's about as transparently copied out of the summer trends section of a magazine as it is obvious the big sis, Melissa, is evil.

Spencer takes a page from Aria and Hanna's book and attempts a "bohemian" look; the only thing "bold" about this look, however, is the fact that her maxi dress is coral, and not black or white. She accessorizes her Basia Belted Maxi Dress by DV Dolce Vita by replacing the belt that comes with the dress with the Split Surface Belt from Anthropologie (no longer available.) She also borrows one of Aria's random long pendant necklaces. Not wearing a watch is the true sign of a real bohemian, but the girl couldn't even let go of control enough to swap out a watch for some bangles! At least the coral-orange shade of the dress complements the tan that she got laying out on the beach with her friends over the summer—I mean studying. Check out how Spencer adds her own personal style to an outfit by assessing the original below: 

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What a "shocking" transformation! Don't worry, liars; I'm sure Spencer will be back to her boring black and white next week. 

So, let me sum things up for you: "Bitch can see." So can you... so I'm expecting you come forward if you have any fashion secrets about what the other Liars are wearing; secure your safety by commenting. You don't want to end up like those Feather bitches...